ALEXICON

Alexa [ah-lec-sa]
-adj, v, n, adv

1. A mass of contradictions
2. The feeling you had after your first kiss
3. A pirate from the 1800s
4. Your best friend.
Dec 26
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Anonymous asked: Do you like anyone now?

Each night I get super hot fantasies of a threesome with Ben & Jerry. I bring the chunky monkey.

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